| Advanced Rutabaga Studies Institute: A survey of recent developments in rutabaga science, complete with the Live Rutacam, rutabaga recipes and images from World Headquarters in Forest Grove, Oregon. | |
| Beer Me Diet: Lose weight by drinking beer. | |
| Characterization of Organic Illumination Systems: Technical report on the phenomenon of electroluminescence in pickles, with apparatus diagrams and plots of current and temperature versus time. The practical applications of glowing pickles are also explored. | |
| Fun with Grapes: Ordinary grapes, when properly prepared and microwaved, spark impressively in an extremely entertaining manner. | |
| Making Ice Cream With Liquid Nitrogen: There is nothing like making your own ice cream, but the problem is, it just takes too long to freeze and some things just don't like to freeze. | |
| Organization for Eco-Enlightened Protein Consumption: Fighting over-consumption by advocating consuming the consumers. | |
| Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments: Stuff not to do. |
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